Bicycle With Ejector Seat And Flamethrower

                                                                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                                                                   
The B.O.N.D (Built of Notorious Deterrents) is bicycle designed to combat the things that most annoy the urban cyclist:
Handlebar-mounted flamethrower to stop motorists overtaking too close, ejection seat to deal with bike thieves and a caterpillar track to tackle potholes and snow.

Flame thrower- 52% of cyclists named ‘cars and lorries passing too close’ as their number one complaint, so the bike’s handlebars are fitted with a specially-designed flame thrower to fire towards vehicles that get too close

Ejector seat- 7% worried most about their bicycle being stolen, so the bike is fitted with an ejector seat to catch out any thief that gets past a conventional lock

 

Caterpillar track- 25% cited poor road conditions such as potholes as a problem, so the bike is fitted with an all-terrain caterpillar track in place of its rear wheel

 Ski blade- 2% of respondents felt cold weather conditions were the most irksome aspect of cycling, so the bike carries a ski blade that can be interchanged with the front wheel

B.O.N.D bicycle in action: