These are pictures of an actual polar bear attack in Churchill. These pictures were taken while people watched and did nothing to stop the attack ! Local newspaper say that the victim has made full recovery.
After studying these images thoroughly I am very sure that they are indeed shopped. I can tell that these images are shopped by the pixels and having see very many shops in my day. It is most definitely shopped.
i am an expert in photoshop. i work as a photshop doctor engineer manager CEO for Universal Pictures and by the look of the pixels i can say 100% sure that this is photoshopped. This thing cannot be real. Polar cubs never act like that and that man should be dead by now. clearly photoshopped.
what kind of idiot would think those are shopped? the pixels match up, they both cast shadows. the cute little bears shadow is visible on the guys shoe in the first picture. the light is the same too. if these are at all fake, then it is staged. but not photoshopped by any stretch of the imagination.
These are NOT Photoshopped. All you have to do is take them into Pshop and enlarge them to examine the pixels where bear meets pants. The edges are perfect. No distortion or artifacts or any weirdness at all.
Why would people come on here and claim to be experts and say they are shopped? Get a friggin' life. The pics are real.
I can bear-ly take you killjoys any more! who cares if they were shopped? and mr. expert on photoshop who works for universal studios, don't you have something better to do than complain? like WORK?
'After studying these images thoroughly I am very sure that they are indeed shopped. I can tell that these images are shopped by the pixels and having see very many shops in my day. It is most definitely shopped'
alrigh mother F*%$3R ive seen you posting on multiple sites and all i gotta say is F*CK YOU! who cares if its shopped. its a cute picture. and btw, shopped or not, its still funny. so fu*k you.
omg. the comments are the best part (even though i really don't have to mention it again; it's been said about a million times now). i love you, pun-ers. i love you more, you adorable little polar bear! arrr <3
Those pictures are global warming my heart. It's a good thing the little fuzzy guy can't bear naked ladies though, it's better off if he attacks fully clothed men.
Photshopped??? What the hell part of those pics has been shopped?
Anywho, it's really funny to read the Bear Attack headline and then see that. SO fuckin cute it is (the bear). How I'd love to hang out with and love and kiss it. :O)
i can bear-ly stand the cuteness of that little bear. the man must have hardly been able bear the pain of the attack, and now he must be so em-bear-assed about the scars and the internet fame
I stumbled on this and it actually made me lol. I mean, so what if it was shopped or not? It's cute and the puns were so cheesy it was funny. Thanks for making my day xD
You are "a photshop doctor engineer manager CEO for Universal Pictures", huh? What the hell is a photoshop doctor engineer manager CEO anyways?
The CEO for Universal Pictures is Jeff Zucker, unless he/you changed your name in the last few days, who also recently got fired. I should say I am sorry for your recent unemployment. Anyways, Jeff Zucker makes upwards of 10 million dollars annually. If you made 10 million dollars a year, why would you waste your time commenting about your photoshop experience on such an irrelevant picture.
I am also a a photshop (not a typo, this is the official title) doctor engineer manager CEO for Universal Pictures and I have to disagree with my colleague. This picture is exactly 109.762% shopped. I can tell by the rasterization (I didn't make this word up.) of the photopixels (pixels representing photons) in sector 111affe2.4dg.3 (you should be able to find this part on your own).
@Anonymous (27 November 2010 21:20) You are unBEARable. Of course this is shopped. PDEMCEOs at Universal are required to explain away Photoshopped images as community service.
The people who are fighting over whether or not this picture is photo shopped have way to much time on their hands. You just need to grin and BEAR it :D
Well I make ELEVEN million a year as the arch photoshop bishop of Canterbury and whatever this Jeff Zucker fellow says to the contrary, these photos are SHOPPED.
Why would this be photoshopped? What's so fake about it... its a cub, not a fully grown bear, so it's not unbelievable that he would act like that, and so no reason to believe the pictures are fake unless you really just want to annoy people.
Anyway, I love the cute bear and the puns made me smile (:
This is most definately not shopped. That's polar bear Knut from the Berlin Zoo in Germany. Those pictures were all over our newspapers when Knut was still a cub!
Just google Knut Berlin and you will find more pictures of him and his keeper :)
Lol.. ok, the people who say it was photoshopped because this isn't how real cubs act are just dumb as hell. Polar bear cubs are very playful at this age. This is most likely a cub with his handler in a rehabilitation center somewhere. I've seen cubs to this to their mums on numerous occasions.
Also, to the "photoshop experts", umm, lighting? Shadows? Pixels? It all matches us. Use your brains. Not shopped.
All this hatred against puns and photo-shopping is BEARy sad, BEAR in mind that even if it is photo-shopped, this photo can make even a biPOLAR person BEARy happy!
Lol, what idiot said that polar bears fur is clear? Their fur isn't clear, if it was, it would look black, like the skin underneath. Polar bears' fur appears white, this is true (it isn't actually white), because of the sun's light. BUT IT DOES LOOK WHITE.
Puns made me giggle. Pics made me giggle. Trolls made me wanna go omnomnom on their faces. >:(
*Insert statement saying that puns are funny, pics are cute however unfortunately due to the nature of some comments; trolls suck.*
*Insert photoshopped statement here*
*Insert statement (because I got trolled so hard), which is ironic because I just said that trolls suck even though I got trolled, that the picture is not indeed photoshopped*
What makes me giggle is the people that fail to realise the first shopped comment is a meme not an actual comment on the pictures themselves... UnBearably funny.
Polar bears fur is clear, they are hollow tubes that appear white due to refraction. That is why some bears in zoos are green in places where algae has grown inside the tubes.
The puns are pretty funny. But you want to know what's really funny? Some Anonymous person can make a one word comment and it creates a tizzy among self-important blowhards. The comment "shopped" and "not shopped" were probably left by the same person and he/she comes back here every once in a while to get a good laugh at doofuses who take the world way too seriously. Well played Anonymous.
Who spent time trying to see if this was photoshopped or not? Does it matter? I mean it's a baby polar bear. Maybe a man getting bitten by a full-grown polar bear would be worth investigating. Photoshopped or not, the picture is plausible. And I think it's cute.
Picture = Friggin Adorable Puns = Hilariously Corny People Arguing About Shopped/Not Shopped = Shut up. Enjoy the cuteness and stop ruining it for the rest of us.
lol I can't get over the amount of people still trying to prove that it's shopped! "i'm doctor engineer manager CEO for Universal Pictures" blah blah blah! I really want to know what it is to them that it's shopped? Maybe it is.. Maybe it isn't.. I don't think it matters. Get a life.
The authenticity of this photo is crucial to its being funny/cute. The irony of the caption has nothing to do with the humor involved. Therefore, discussing whether or not this photo is shopped is the single most important aspect of my entire existence.(BTW, that was sarcasm for those of you who don't understand nuance.)
The cynic is always the life of the party. Everyone wants to hang out with that guy or gal. (again sarcasm)
all i have to say about the photoshop debate: porn is photo shopped too and seeing you have tireless time to spend on the internet debating the authenticity of photos, how about you go find some of that to debate over and see what kind of welcome you get. get a life.
Oh these jokes are pure PUN-ishment! LOL! And that baby is just too darn cute! I just want to hug him and love him and squeeze him and kiss him until he's all gone!
All of these COMMENTS were photoshopped and I know because I my friends uncle's neighbor just installed photoshop on his polar bear and his fur is plaid.
definetly not shopped. anyone who claims such is a terrorist, and should be taken behind the shed and shot like old yeller. especially Rob S. what a tool. either way, this picture is quite adorable. i made a birthday card from it.
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that's the funniest thing ever
ReplyDeleteshopped
ReplyDeleteIT ISN'T SHOPPED YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteThose puns r un-BEARabley hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
Deletei can't take it, i want to squish that little bear he's sooo cute!!!
ReplyDeleteNot shopped.
ReplyDeleteAwww! adorable!
ReplyDeleteIs polar bear Attack, Victim survives dead?
ReplyDeleteSomebody set us up the bomb
ReplyDeleteHe survived, but just bear-ly.
ReplyDeleteHe must have been in un-bear-able agony.
ReplyDeleteI heard doctors tended to the victims wounds with his BEAR hands, without the use of surgical equipment.
ReplyDeleteThe photos of the wounds afterward were a-paw-ling.
ReplyDeletegood thing he wasn't bearfoot.
ReplyDeletewas a bear-ded man who was attacked...
ReplyDeleteok that's a bad joke, sorry.
it certainly could've had a grizzly outcome.
ReplyDeleteenuf with the puns...god
ReplyDeletehow does that little polar bear such humiliation?
ReplyDeleteI love the jokes
ReplyDeleteAfter studying these images thoroughly I am very sure that they are indeed shopped. I can tell that these images are shopped by the pixels and having see very many shops in my day. It is most definitely shopped.
ReplyDeleteOmg the jokes were so corny it was actually funny
ReplyDeletethis is really cute
who cares if they are shopped or not (which i still think they are not) they are still damn adorable. LOL
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, The Puns are amazing.
ReplyDeletethey arent shopped and the people saying they are are just trying to piss everyone else off... ITZ TEH PIXELZ
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing he wasn't BEAR naked
ReplyDeleteI think this is one of the best conversations I've ever read.
ReplyDeleteBear in mind, puns will be made about it fur-ever.
ReplyDeleteThe puns were funnier than the pictures! But the pictures were cuter!
ReplyDeletenow the bear has tasted human blood it will grow up to be a cruel hearted killer
ReplyDeleteput it down
Pretty sure these weren't shopped, but definitely not taken with a POLAR-oid either!!!! cutest thing ever!
ReplyDeleteThe people who hate puns are unbearable. So are the "OMFG ITS SHOPPED CALL TEH MEDIA"
ReplyDeleteMay a grizzly death befall you. Send me a polar-oid.
Puns: FTW
Trolls: FTL
These aren't shopped. Look at the lighting.
ReplyDeleteJeeze, these people are unbearable aren't they?
BTW, I stumble'd this page and the comments are the best part. I <3 puns.
This is Bear-ly cute..bear in mind this guy could have died.
ReplyDeleteBEAR in mind,the man was stupid for even going into a polar bear's vicinity, he knew the consequences.
ReplyDeletehahaha. i stumbled upon this. and my day has just been made by those puns and an adorable polar bear. thank you.
ReplyDeleteHow. Is this for real?
ReplyDeleteCome on... This could be taken in any zoo with polar bear cubs.
ReplyDeleteThis is normal behavior for cubs.
i am an expert in photoshop. i work as a photshop doctor engineer manager CEO for Universal Pictures and by the look of the pixels i can say 100% sure that this is photoshopped. This thing cannot be real. Polar cubs never act like that and that man should be dead by now. clearly photoshopped.
ReplyDeleteThe AWWW!! factor is waay off the meter! How cute!!
ReplyDeleteThey are the greatest threat to this nation, people.
ReplyDeletewhat kind of idiot would think those are shopped? the pixels match up, they both cast shadows. the cute little bears shadow is visible on the guys shoe in the first picture. the light is the same too. if these are at all fake, then it is staged. but not photoshopped by any stretch of the imagination.
ReplyDeletep.s. AWWW! cute little killer!!
my mistake, bear shadow on shoe in second picture lol.
ReplyDeleteNOT shopped. i can see that and i only took photoshop for one semester.
Where is Mama?
ReplyDeletethese are not photoshopped, i know because i was actually unlucky enough to bear witness to this horrific event.
ReplyDeletebaby bears do at like that, if you know anything about zoology.
ReplyDeleteThese are NOT Photoshopped. All you have to do is take them into Pshop and enlarge them to examine the pixels where bear meets pants. The edges are perfect. No distortion or artifacts or any weirdness at all.
ReplyDeleteWhy would people come on here and claim to be experts and say they are shopped? Get a friggin' life. The pics are real.
This guy must have been Bi-Polar to get in the ring with that bear.
ReplyDeleteMost definitely shopped. Polar bears fur are clear - not white!!
ReplyDeletewho the freak cares whether or not these were photoshopped. they're cute and the puns about them are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI can bear-ly take you killjoys any more! who cares if they were shopped? and mr. expert on photoshop who works for universal studios, don't you have something better to do than complain? like WORK?
ReplyDelete'After studying these images thoroughly I am very sure that they are indeed shopped. I can tell that these images are shopped by the pixels and having see very many shops in my day. It is most definitely shopped'
ReplyDeletealrigh mother F*%$3R ive seen you posting on multiple sites and all i gotta say is F*CK YOU! who cares if its shopped. its a cute picture. and btw, shopped or not, its still funny. so fu*k you.
Puns = funny
ReplyDeletepictures = cute
people that continually say it's shopped = stfu noobz
ACCEPT THE CUTENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fin.
So cute. And funny. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteomg.
ReplyDeletethe comments are the best part (even though i really don't have to mention it again; it's been said about a million times now).
i love you, pun-ers.
i love you more, you adorable little polar bear! arrr <3
Does it REALLY matter if it's photoshopped? NO.
ReplyDeleteIt's clearly done for the humor people!
Can't stand the puns? Close the page! :P
Looks like there are bearly enough puns out there. All of you are really creative with the bear puns! I love them! Keep 'em coming!
cute ...still i do not want to see him when his fully grown up bear
ReplyDeleteomnomnom
ReplyDeleteThis is the polar opposite of what i thought it would be... he's bear-ly a killer! :P
ReplyDeleteThought i'd get in on the fun :)
To you trolling faggots: GO TO 4chan and leave the real world alone!!!
it's not shopped. i can tell because there are no pixels
ReplyDeleteThose pictures are global warming my heart.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing the little fuzzy guy can't bear naked ladies though, it's better off if he attacks fully clothed men.
Photshopped??? What the hell part of those pics has been shopped?
ReplyDeleteAnywho, it's really funny to read the Bear Attack headline and then see that.
SO fuckin cute it is (the bear). How I'd love to hang out with and love and kiss it. :O)
that is the cutest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletethis shit is loko. four loko if you know what i meean.
ReplyDeletei can bear-ly stand the cuteness of that little bear. the man must have hardly been able bear the pain of the attack, and now he must be so em-bear-assed about the scars and the internet fame
ReplyDeleteIt's Knut, an orphaned polar bear at, I think, the Berlin Zoo.
ReplyDeletei cant take this as an attack too cute ^.^
ReplyDeletegay
ReplyDeleteBrom nom nom nom nom
ReplyDeleteIs it really so important whether or not it's photoshopped!? It's funny and cute either way.. Who gives a shit! Seriously.. get over it!
ReplyDeleteI stumbled on this and it actually made me lol. I mean, so what if it was shopped or not? It's cute and the puns were so cheesy it was funny. Thanks for making my day xD
ReplyDeleteHilarious bear pun.
ReplyDelete@Chris Saddler
ReplyDeleteYou are "a photshop doctor engineer manager CEO for Universal Pictures", huh? What the hell is a photoshop doctor engineer manager CEO anyways?
The CEO for Universal Pictures is Jeff Zucker, unless he/you changed your name in the last few days, who also recently got fired. I should say I am sorry for your recent unemployment. Anyways, Jeff Zucker makes upwards of 10 million dollars annually. If you made 10 million dollars a year, why would you waste your time commenting about your photoshop experience on such an irrelevant picture.
Thank you for wasting my time.
I am also a a photshop (not a typo, this is the official title) doctor engineer manager CEO for Universal Pictures and I have to disagree with my colleague. This picture is exactly 109.762% shopped. I can tell by the rasterization (I didn't make this word up.) of the photopixels (pixels representing photons) in sector 111affe2.4dg.3 (you should be able to find this part on your own).
ReplyDelete@Anonymous (27 November 2010 21:20)
You are unBEARable. Of course this is shopped. PDEMCEOs at Universal are required to explain away Photoshopped images as community service.
Thank you for wasting my time.
Some of these puns are obviously shopped
ReplyDeleteThe people who are fighting over whether or not this picture is photo shopped have way to much time on their hands. You just need to grin and BEAR it :D
ReplyDeleteLOL, cute picture, but some of you guys who can't see you are being trolled are ermmh... photoshopped
ReplyDeleteA little bear will fix it
ReplyDeleteWell I make ELEVEN million a year as the arch photoshop bishop of Canterbury and whatever this Jeff Zucker fellow says to the contrary, these photos are SHOPPED.
ReplyDeleteWhy would this be photoshopped?
ReplyDeleteWhat's so fake about it... its a cub, not a fully grown bear, so it's not unbelievable that he would act like that, and so no reason to believe the pictures are fake unless you really just want to annoy people.
Anyway, I love the cute bear and the puns made me smile (:
LOL @ the comments
ReplyDeletethese are photoshopped, i can tell because the shadows are matched perfectly, everything is in place, and im a crabby idiot whos angry at the world
ReplyDeletechurchill? Berlin!!! I think it's the famous little polar bear Knut.
ReplyDeleteIT'S SO FLUFFY!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is most definately not shopped. That's polar bear Knut from the Berlin Zoo in Germany.
ReplyDeleteThose pictures were all over our newspapers when Knut was still a cub!
Just google Knut Berlin and you will find more pictures of him and his keeper :)
Cute Knut! :)
*high-fives people who made puns* you all rock.
ReplyDelete*hugs person who brought up fluffy reference * You are teh awesome!
For those who think it is/isn't Shopped: WHO CARES?!
He was cute but that was then, this is now
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-524382/Still-think-Im-cute-One-year-cuddly-Knut-turned-22st-killing-machine.html
Great! He survived, no need for BEAReavement. =P
ReplyDeleteWow, that looks like a real WHALE of a problem.
ReplyDeleteLook at teh pikselz its photoshopped. I am a forensic visual data analyst for the central image-analysis agency (CIA) so I should know.
ReplyDeleteLol.. ok, the people who say it was photoshopped because this isn't how real cubs act are just dumb as hell. Polar bear cubs are very playful at this age. This is most likely a cub with his handler in a rehabilitation center somewhere. I've seen cubs to this to their mums on numerous occasions.
ReplyDeleteAlso, to the "photoshop experts", umm, lighting? Shadows? Pixels? It all matches us. Use your brains. Not shopped.
Oh, & love the puns. ^.^
All this hatred against puns and photo-shopping is BEARy sad, BEAR in mind that even if it is photo-shopped, this photo can make even a biPOLAR person BEARy happy!
ReplyDeletePlease note my puns =D
Lol, what idiot said that polar bears fur is clear?
ReplyDeleteTheir fur isn't clear, if it was, it would look black, like the skin underneath.
Polar bears' fur appears white, this is true (it isn't actually white), because of the sun's light.
BUT IT DOES LOOK WHITE.
Puns made me giggle.
Pics made me giggle.
Trolls made me wanna go omnomnom on their faces. >:(
*Insert Pun Here*
ReplyDelete*Insert statement saying that puns are funny, pics are cute however unfortunately due to the nature of some comments; trolls suck.*
*Insert photoshopped statement here*
*Insert statement (because I got trolled so hard), which is ironic because I just said that trolls suck even though I got trolled, that the picture is not indeed photoshopped*
I think people just go around to peoples photos just to write that it's ben shopped, stop bein so negative and just enjoy the photos!
ReplyDeleteWhat makes me giggle is the people that fail to realise the first shopped comment is a meme not an actual comment on the pictures themselves...
ReplyDeleteUnBearably funny.
Polar bears fur is clear, they are hollow tubes that appear white due to refraction. That is why some bears in zoos are green in places where algae has grown inside the tubes.
ReplyDeleteThe puns are pretty funny. But you want to know what's really funny? Some Anonymous person can make a one word comment and it creates a tizzy among self-important blowhards. The comment "shopped" and "not shopped" were probably left by the same person and he/she comes back here every once in a while to get a good laugh at doofuses who take the world way too seriously. Well played Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteThe bear's cute too.
yeah, come back in 10 years for a rematch
ReplyDeletesee how it goes, lol
OMG LOL WUT
ReplyDeleteKnow how to catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, and when the polar bear walks by, kick him in the ice hole!
ReplyDeletethe pics are kinda funny but the best are all the bear puns
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the little fella would like an ice cold Coca-Cola to go along with his man-leg!
ReplyDeleteWho spent time trying to see if this was photoshopped or not? Does it matter? I mean it's a baby polar bear. Maybe a man getting bitten by a full-grown polar bear would be worth investigating. Photoshopped or not, the picture is plausible. And I think it's cute.
ReplyDeletePicture = Friggin Adorable
ReplyDeletePuns = Hilariously Corny
People Arguing About Shopped/Not Shopped = Shut up. Enjoy the cuteness and stop ruining it for the rest of us.
Mkay thnxx. <3
BEAR in mind people...I mean BEAR in foot....
ReplyDeletelol I can't get over the amount of people still trying to prove that it's shopped! "i'm doctor engineer manager CEO for Universal Pictures" blah blah blah! I really want to know what it is to them that it's shopped? Maybe it is.. Maybe it isn't.. I don't think it matters. Get a life.
ReplyDeleteThe authenticity of this photo is crucial to its being funny/cute. The irony of the caption has nothing to do with the humor involved. Therefore, discussing whether or not this photo is shopped is the single most important aspect of my entire existence.(BTW, that was sarcasm for those of you who don't understand nuance.)
ReplyDeleteThe cynic is always the life of the party. Everyone wants to hang out with that guy or gal. (again sarcasm)
pictures adorable, puns made my day! :)
ReplyDeleteall i have to say about the photoshop debate: porn is photo shopped too and seeing you have tireless time to spend on the internet debating the authenticity of photos, how about you go find some of that to debate over and see what kind of welcome you get. get a life.
That's definitely the cutest bear attack ever.
ReplyDeleteGREAT SHOES
ReplyDeleteOh these jokes are pure PUN-ishment! LOL! And that baby is just too darn cute! I just want to hug him and love him and squeeze him and kiss him until he's all gone!
ReplyDeleteAwesome Puns!
ReplyDeletecute now, terrifying when it grows up......
ReplyDeleteI would not survive an attack of pure fluffyness.
ReplyDeletecontrary to paw-pular belief, the man did not have a bear-d.
ReplyDeleteFur christ's sake...
ReplyDeleteAll of these COMMENTS were photoshopped and I know because I my friends uncle's neighbor just installed photoshop on his polar bear and his fur is plaid.
ReplyDeleteCool post, though
hate how whenever someone gets a good photo, some fuckin hater has to say "photoshopped".
ReplyDeletedefinetly not shopped. anyone who claims such is a terrorist, and should be taken behind the shed and shot like old yeller. especially Rob S. what a tool. either way, this picture is quite adorable. i made a birthday card from it.
ReplyDeleteAnd then momma bear comes around the corner and feasts on his entrails while baby bear thinks his skull fits JUST right.
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