Solving The Problem With A Morning Erection

Very often men wake up and try to solve an obvious problem. Strongly want to write, but because of
morning erection is not so easy to do! On the other hand, as you can do something else,
when both want the toilet!? Indeed, a vital issue. With a strong erection in
toilet is almost impossible to hit the target. Your penis is pointed in the wrong direction, eventually
you start to get anywhere - on the floor, wall, on himself.
Perhaps the years of life you have developed your own technique to solve this trap.
If not - here are some techniques that will help you absolutely hit the mark.
All methods are divided on the original corner position of your "arrow".



Levitating juggler
If your erection is strong enough and makes "little brother" to look like the ceiling - you're out of luck. The correct option is
advance to establish a special horizontal bar in the toilet, so you can hang upside down and let gravity do the rest.
Note: Attempt to execute the maneuvers with a crossbar for the curtain in the bathroom can lead to head injuries.



The flow of arms
This method of brute force. If your penis does not want to look in the right direction, you can force it to this force. Firmly squeeze the barrel
two hands, or click on the head of the penis, gently but firmly, so that your friend looked, finally, down, or at least in the right direction.
Continue to maintain a given position, trying not to let him slip out of hands, otherwise all might end spray on the walls. You
risk to receive the stream directly in the face so you should not be distracted. Let the whole world can wait.
Note: In some cases, this method may fail because of too strong squeeze output channels in the crook of the penis. If your
erection is strong enough, try first the other way, otherwise you can make a break, honestly.



Lunge
If this morning your wooden tool is located under downward angle - you're lucky. All you need - it lunged forward so
The jet falls exactly in the toilet. Easy! With the weakening of the pressure, you may have to make a lunge deeper to avoid getting on the floor.


Sinkable dog
This method works for almost everyone, but it is a bit difficult to use, and if someone is walking behind you, can produce
lot of questions. Stand back to the toilet, spread your feet shoulder-width apart (in most cases this is enough). Bend forward at the waist, while
not touch the floor (or the opposite wall, pipes, depending on the layout of your bathroom). Align the position of your hose
on the inlet of the toilet, begin. Do not arch the back. If you get stuck - just imagine what you are doing yoga in the mornings and
go to the next exercise.
Note: This position can help you learn how to use the toilet carefully in general. The fact that a person falling down, you always
find yourself in front of what you do not bother to get into the toilet at the end of the previous exercises.


Horizontal bar
Another exercise for those guys who show in the morning clearly ahead or slightly down. Stand up to two feet to the toilet and lean forward
whole body. Uprites hands on the wall. Aim ... start, and keep your back straight. This position also strengthens your press and central muscle.


Nancy
You just dreamed delicious pink ice cream, and you wake up very much wanted to pee? No problem. Sit down at his white friend, legs
apart, and Bend over forward and downward, so that your penis points straight down the toilet. Perhaps if the erection is strong enough, you will need slightly
press it down so as not to shed on both sides. And no, sitting writing does not make you less masculine, especially under such extenuating circumstances.
What? Can no longer keep him dangling in the cold water? But you've gotten!


Leg up
There is nothing unusual when an erection in the morning makes your tool to look in one direction, then another. If you entered the same way
you need to compensate for the slope, respectively. Use the bathroom wall for balance, because you're balancing on
one leg in an inclined position. Adopting the pose, make sure that your anchor is looking in the direction of his snow-white liner, and start writing.
You may want to install wall-mounted handle, if you'll do it regularly.


Superman
If you feel in the morning made of steel, be a superhero at all! Do yourself a cloak of sheets, set the pan in a large
room, possibly in the hallway or on the roof. Take a horizontal position astride the toilet, turn face down, straighten your back and .. fly!